BRAVE NEW WORLD
No room for the small-timers here
The caste system is on its way

Afternoons in Stoke-on-Trent are what's holding us back
Can we laugh you out of the room today?
No superleague
(The plutocrats in charge of Europe's largest and most profitable clubs have their eyes set on turning the traditions of professional football upside down by seceding from domestic leagues and creating a TV-friendly elite league to strengthen their grip on the putrid remains of integrity's withering corpse.)


SICK HEADER BRO
Alarming is the rate at which my brain cells are dying
Amnesia and headaches are rapidly multiplying
cringing and wincing won't help me one bit
I defend with my life and let my head take the hit

But who gives a shit? Get that ball out of here!
(So much brain damage, so little time. Those defensive corners aren't gonna clear themselves.)


FAVOURITE SON
Not all MLS teams are created equal
(While I'm all for developing football culture in the States, the MLS is run as a gimmick wherein the Los Angeles Galaxy are essentially the Harlem Globetrotters. The league bends over backwards to portray them as the money-maker. You know the whole Beckham story.)


MIERDA BLANCA
El miedo cree el camino para tu equipo
Punetazo para los que protestan

Tu herencia siempre sera
Manchas rojas en tu camiseta blanca

Real, realmente no merezcas nada
(Back in the day, General Franco used his power to ensure Real Madrid won the Spanish title at the drop of a hat. That legacy still lives on in the club festering with royalist support.)


THE GROUND IS LAVA
Keep it up, keep it up!
How many can you do?
Around the world, sudden death
Juggle til you're out of breath
(Grab a ball. Juggle. Die.)


PARTISAN BLINDNESS
A veil of unwavering faith
A cloud of unfounded delusion

Hate permeates any shirt no matter how red
Does Anfield stand
for blatant racism
or does it not count this time?

No excuses no forgiveness no sympathetic demonstrations
The mirror's right there
(Just because a player represents a team with a proud history does not mean that player deserves support after admitting to being a racist fuck. Liverpool fans should be wanting Suarez's head on a plate, not trying to convince themselves that he's a good guy just because it's convenient.)